This Changes Nothing, Unless…

By January 14, 2011 Really? No Comments

…the tramp-stamp tattoo above your rear is now inaccurate.

Everyone else, stop whining.

If you preface your day/month/year/life (+ ‘s) forecast on an ambiguous horoscope, which differs based on the source, then you may as well flip a coin to determine if you’re going to have a good day, fall in love, change jobs, or engage in a steamy hook-up.

The updated, (not to mention, accurate), list of Zodiac signs effectively changes nothing.

I went from a Cancer to a Gemini, but I’m still me. I’m still the same Ross Clurman. I still don’t make my bed in the morning, I still take two creams and a raw sugar, I still recycle and I still have a calendar in my office that reads June 17, 2010, because I [still] don’t like routines – they bore me.

Think of it this way…no one before or after this moment will ever be able to do what we just did: change their Zodiac sign.

Disclaimer: The waistband should be a dead giveaway, so I shouldn’t have to tell you, but the above photo is not of my backside. My lower-back Zodiac tattoo is much more discreet.

What’s your new Zodiac sign?

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