On my way back from Houston, I saw a media placement for a new[!] weight-loss patch. Please keep in mind, when I say media placement, I’m referring to a re-purposed garage sale sign on an offramp near a truckstop.
Just a phone number and the implied promise of losing weight courtesy of a “new” patch.
Sorry, but bold, red letters on a tattered sign combined with said sign’s location, led me to believe this “patch” may not be backed by the FDA.
So, the sarcastic cynic in me developed a new, new weight-loss patch…